– Frantic shoppers fill the aisles
IPhone talker’s way too loud.
Rammed with a cart
Smarmy elf farts
And a little old lady ran away with my shoes.
Candy canes, cakes and calories galore
A skinny Santa drunk on the floor
Screaming grannies
Elastic popped panties
Another Carol sung off key.
Flip flops and peppermint martinis
Daisy Dukes and Santa suits
Tangles of tinsel
Elvis’ Blue Christmas
School children praying for snow.
Wooden Rudolf aglow in the yard
Presents duct taped under the tree
Collapsed on the sofa
Egg nog hang over
Someone please tell me it’s New Years Eve.
